These are all straight lines.

If you happen to live on the surface of a sphere, this is a straight line.

If you live on a space station orbiting a sphere, this is a straight line.

And since we all live in a gravitationally-curved, non-Euclidian universe,

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If this is a straight line,,,

…then this is definitely a straight line,,,

…and this is a straight line that helped change a nation.

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This describes an inifite number of straight lines.

This is an infinite number of very, very, very short straight lines. $fractal$

This is a nearly infinite number of straight lines. dandelion seed

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Statistically speaking, this is at least three straight lines.

These are all straight lines.

See what I mean?

And, as any fan of fantasy fiction can tell you, the forest is a perfect place to fine these straight lines.

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