Douglas Adams’ rewrite of Memoirs of a Geisha

Art by SWing-Art  CC BY-SA 3.0 The newest episode of GEBen’s experiments in fictional fiction is a rewrite of Arthur Golden’s Memoirs of a Geisha in the style of Douglas Adams. Okay, it might not be as weird (or disturbing) as GEBen’s previous work but, still, putting a story of sexual slavery into the hands … Continue reading Douglas Adams’ rewrite of Memoirs of a Geisha

Danielle Steel rewrites Stephen King’s “It”

Yes, you read that right. And no, I am not on drugs. GEBen has produced a new novel, a rewrite of Stephen King's horror masterpiece It, done in the style of the billion-selling ruler of romance, Danielle Steel. What can I say? How about, "the fact that such an abomination exists is proof that Evil … Continue reading Danielle Steel rewrites Stephen King’s “It”

Waters and the Wild by Jo Zebedee

This is a great book! Intelligent and intense, the story moves through forty-eight hours in the life of a very disturbed young woman named Amy. Plagued by a pack of very nasty fairies—who may or may not be the products of her own imagination—Amy struggles to fight against the fairies' (or her own psychosis') urgings. And … Continue reading Waters and the Wild by Jo Zebedee

Books that Should Not Be: Albert Camus completes Game of Thrones

This is the second in the series of Books that Should Not Be (you can find the first book here). GEBen, the resident AI author at County Durham College of Agriculture, Animal Husbandry and Fine Arts, recently finished off G.R.R.Martin's Game of Thrones series (I know, I know, technically, it's A Song of Fire and … Continue reading Books that Should Not Be: Albert Camus completes Game of Thrones

Books that Should Not Be: H.P.Lovecraft’s Lord of the Rings

Some of you may recall recent news about an AI researching, writing and publishing an academic paper. Now researchers at County Durham College of Agriculture, Animal Husbandry and Fine Arts have set their pet AI, GEBen, to work writing novels. GEBen has spent the past two years analysing the works of numerous writers and recently … Continue reading Books that Should Not Be: H.P.Lovecraft’s Lord of the Rings

The Tree House by Kathleen Jamie

Some of you will say I'm wandering off topic again. Some of you will say this is neither fantasy nor science-fiction. My reply is that Kathleen Jamie's The Tree House is a work of compelling and subtle imagination. And that's a good enough reason for me to review it. The Tree House is a collection … Continue reading The Tree House by Kathleen Jamie

Circe by Madeline Miller

First, I should say that this was just (as in this week) voted "Fantasy Book of the Year" on Goodreads. Second, the readers there got it right. In Circe, Madeline Miller delivers the full package. Compelling characters? Check. Excellent storytelling? Check. Powerful, subtle, simple yet elegant prose? Check. Compelling characters? What, did I say that … Continue reading Circe by Madeline Miller