Image by Martin Thoma CC BY-SA 1.0 Researchers at my favourite institute of higher learning, County Durham College of Agriculture, Animal Husbandry and Fine Arts, have discovered that their resident artificial intelligence, GEBen, is keeping pets. Okay, “pets” is my word for it, not theirs. But you can decide for yourself if I’m right. Programmers … Continue reading Artificial Intelligence Discovered Keeping Artificial Pets
I have, of late, been reading the poetry of Kathleen Jamie. I've already reviewed one of her collections, The Treehouse, but today I'm more interested in the fact that some of Ms. Jamie's work includes Scottish words and phrases. Now, now, don't get all snarky with me. I can almost hear a collective shrugging of the … Continue reading Breaking Google Translate. Again. With the help of Scotland and Star Wars.
Art by SWing-Art CC BY-SA 3.0 The newest episode of GEBen’s experiments in fictional fiction is a rewrite of Arthur Golden’s Memoirs of a Geisha in the style of Douglas Adams. Okay, it might not be as weird (or disturbing) as GEBen’s previous work but, still, putting a story of sexual slavery into the hands … Continue reading Douglas Adams’ rewrite of Memoirs of a Geisha
Yes, you read that right. And no, I am not on drugs. GEBen has produced a new novel, a rewrite of Stephen King's horror masterpiece It, done in the style of the billion-selling ruler of romance, Danielle Steel. What can I say? How about, "the fact that such an abomination exists is proof that Evil … Continue reading Danielle Steel rewrites Stephen King’s “It”
This is a great book! Intelligent and intense, the story moves through forty-eight hours in the life of a very disturbed young woman named Amy. Plagued by a pack of very nasty fairies—who may or may not be the products of her own imagination—Amy struggles to fight against the fairies' (or her own psychosis') urgings. And … Continue reading Waters and the Wild by Jo Zebedee
This is the second in the series of Books that Should Not Be (you can find the first book here). GEBen, the resident AI author at County Durham College of Agriculture, Animal Husbandry and Fine Arts, recently finished off G.R.R.Martin's Game of Thrones series (I know, I know, technically, it's A Song of Fire and … Continue reading Books that Should Not Be: Albert Camus completes Game of Thrones
Some of you may recall recent news about an AI researching, writing and publishing an academic paper. Now researchers at County Durham College of Agriculture, Animal Husbandry and Fine Arts have set their pet AI, GEBen, to work writing novels. GEBen has spent the past two years analysing the works of numerous writers and recently … Continue reading Books that Should Not Be: H.P.Lovecraft’s Lord of the Rings